Tim Barrus Blog
Posts tagged with satire
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CANNONBALL
Republicans are progressive once a year at Christmas. When all the gifts have been opened, the big box (unopened), goes bang, and Trump pops out. With that business big man’s fist. Put it in a box and sell it. The true populist leader claims to represent the unified “will of…
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Dirt Bike Town In Space
Dirt Bike Town in Space
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Don’t Open That Door
I think there was this lizard thing (I’m not sure it was alive) under the bed.
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Appalachia Town
San Francisco Town. Tenderloin Town. Jones Street Town. “Rome never really burned. It smoldered for centuries.” It’s still there. Like New Jersey. I have never been to New Jersey. I could do Boca Raton Town but they would cancel my passport. New York Times Town. Enough. Dirt Bike Town and…
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Naked in Public
This was not Hemingway in Michigan.
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baise moi dans la bouche
The French in America. Like a good French boy, he had taken Le-American-Speak, or the part of high school that is used to titillate American adolescents that they, themselves, are actually super-heros who run around the alleyways of downtown literate Gotham in their underpants. I never kid. They have to…
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I AM HIS HOLE
It takes an edge. He can always apply cocaine around the lips to numb them. We do indulge in product. So what. Product. Fist. Hole. What else does it take. Yeah. I know. Dick.
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Tim Barrus, New York Times
The New York Times tells me that satire is inappropriate for the fucking New York Times. As if. WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE MONOLITH It is real life where you will find the real hilarity. Unless you are some stuffy, privileged, entitled, East Coast grand pooba with Spell Check software stuck…
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Tim Barrus in the New York Times
We begin this video in a graveyard. We end the writing part of this in the same graveyard. You will not get it. But then, we don’t make jack shit for you. So what IS mainstream art. The video (above) has no name. It has no stars. It has no…
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4the12
I have conducted an educational study whose results were released today by the National Association of SexWork Bois. Our results clearly indicate that after self-measuring instruments were employed by elves to measure YouKnowWhats, SexWork Bois had bigger Uknows by 12 inches. Why. Do I appear to be the Shell Answer…
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Stealing Video Cameras
One of the most popular things to steal in America would be disposable video cameras. I can’t imagine why someone would shoplift this camera that can be had for as much as five bucks. Not everyone has five bucks. If you didn’t have five bucks, and the choices were stealing…