Snake Handlers Religion David French
Take notes. Religion. I want to know where all these leftists live. Is it a town of fugitive leftists. It’s a stereotype. The word leftist is not uncivil. But who are we talking about. The New York times has never connected the word leftist – to whom. Name me one leftist. The columnists here talk about all the evil leftists under one big tent and how dare they issue manifestos around like Mary Had a Little Lamb, and Mary doesn’t feel safe. I am here to tell you that Emma Goldman died in 1940. Now, that’s a leftist. Here it comes. Your Jesus was a leftist. Emma was her own religion. Ditto Jesus. Jesus would take one look at us – prepared to fight the leftists – a dead guy and a dead grandma – that’s all you’ve got. Let us pray. As we all know, the churches are overtaxed. There was no such thing as Jesus. What us bad leftists have is sweet Emma. These two shady ghosts were probably communists. I would be a communist but I’m washing my hair that night. To read this piece of knotted religious jurisprudence, is a very hard pill to swallow. Take all of them. You do not know religion until you see snake handlers and the copperheads. They have the right to discriminate because that is what religion is. They are not compelled to let you in anymore than comment moderation is free speech. And the NYTs kicks me off if I even think about Jesus which I never do. I ask my Blue Ridge neighbors if they would vote for Jesus. I get that You Have Lost Your Marbles look.