The New York Times gives Jessica Grose too much rope. Who is this strange woman. She harps and claws on and on and on – fertility. Is. Her issue. Parenting (OMG) is her issue. Education is her issue. This is a woman who has sat at the journalism table (books, too) for far too long. Now, she wants sperm counts on all males with a dick. I find her confused. Too many We Needs. Too many shoulds. Too many mommies from Long Island. Has anyone been to New Jersey.

The fad of the moment is fertility.

My response at seeing her name is: Oh her.

Masturbation is one thing. Enforced masturbation is an animal crossing a bridge too far.

I do not care about masturbation. I do not care about pregnancy. I do not care about babies (I try). Babies mortify me. But when I see famine, you have to call a spade a spade. As a children’s rights advocate, how is it good for children to grow up in an environment of poisonous toxicity from the ground up. How is it good for children to endure who We Are. As parents We Suck Cock. As parents we do not really know anything about public education other than burning the barn down. Oh, Aunty Em.

Jessica Grose is a Mommy. Her issues are the issues of the Mommies.

Jessica is very strict about tech. A mommy on a mission. Enforced jacking off or the Mommy Police will have a cow. We need less population, less babies we can’t afford to raise as homo sapiens. Less babies or we are truly fucked. When does the deviant start deporting babies to the Sudan. I so don’t want to know.

What about high school. Who gets to watch. What if you can’t cum. No matter how hard you try. My opinion: Jessica is being mean-spirited. I see chips on those shoulders. Forcing people who oppose her will force her to become more strict.

She sounds like she’s organizing New Rules for Men and Damnation. Does anyone remember Carry le Nation. There is a moral undercurrent. Judgment. Kinda like, what the fuck now, Jessica. What else do you need to institute the gush of cum in a cup. Do we all have to stand there in line with our cups. Jessica Grose thinks you should be forced to masturbate into a plastic cup. What about the plastic  – for what – for the family, the family, the family. Ross, go getcher cup. The good for all humanity.

I do not understand the fetish for fertility. I just don’t get it, and I never will.

Now, that we are asking that all males be tested, the bathroom is down the hall. I honestly 100% believe that many men (not all) don’t want to do the cup thing. Their wives push them into it. To let them know that they, too, are part of the humiliation and pain. More children. I’m sorry but but I think the whole We Must Save The Planet by having more children is slightly moronic.

Unsustainable. We need. We should. We have to. Choose one. Choose the cliche you want. The idea of making it a requirement in the paradigm of what they call healthcare. I call it Affrontive Degradation Submissiveness, hang your silly head, and now the Sperm Police will escort me down the hall with my cup. Take your Required Torture Physical elsewhere.

You. And Whose Army, Navy, and Airforce will facilitate this female touché. You will need tanks and guns, and a hydrogen bomb.

I’m autistic, and I will not allow you to so much as touch me. You are correct. Most men have no reason to be here.

Forcing people to masturbate is an invasive pornography. If you refuse, you will go immediately to masturbation camp for rehabilitation. The term “breeders” in the 20th century was scientific, not a pejorative, yet expanded to include geneticists and scientists involved in selective breeding. This is called Agriculture.

The rise of biotechnology introduced “breeder” in the context of genetic modification and engineered organisms. I will say it again. It’s not an equal playing field, tracing and retracing finds us Lucy three million years ago. My sperm is my business. Butt out. – Tim Barrus