Tim Barrus: Bring In the Next One

Tim Barrus: The New York Times

Take Notes. Just walking down the street, and you explode. Personally, I think it’s a game changer. As big as the bomb.

Imagine: You can explode anything you want to explode. You don’t even need a bomb for that. 3,000 people exploding. Today.

High tech. These are the guys who unlocked the iPhone. Everyone and their Mama will want it now. The Russians are sweating. They have always had great tech in Israel. Did we think it would just go away. Well, it didn’t.

People in the Middle East are exploding. I never thought I would live long enough to see this one. This will change geopolitics entirely.

Israel is out of control. American declines. I have a pacemaker. Does that mean they get to blow me up. It sounds silly. But is it. Silly. Trump could sit in the Oval and just press the Diet Coke button. He loves things he can push. Only Trump’s enemies will explode. When he talks about all the people he is going to execute, please don’t kick me off of here again, he said it, not me, does he mean the electronic blowing up, or the guillotine.

He needs to choose. I cannot even imagine that he will be the one who decides who gets to live, and who will be hung in the morning. Bring in the next one. Who lives and who dies in the Middle East is up for grabs. Here’s the thing, man. What happens to cell phones. Will the cell phone become the next electric chair. DOD has already started looking at cell phones, and microwave radiation. I didn’t write that. My computer did it. Electronic devices. Henry down the dirt road just bought a cappuccino machine. I know this: We will decide what to do in 3286.

I would bet the farm that Iran is taking note of kitchen gadgets. I would imagine that they can turn on things remotely, and then just rev it up, kinda like a Porsche. These problems are historical and intransigent. Israel wants the world to know they have done this. They will do it again, but to who. Russia will have the schematics by Friday. They built the bomb from our blueprints, too. So did Israel. What will we do next. Like build a wall. A big beautiful 25 mile high wall that rings the entire country and keeps the riff raff out. They have the tech to make us explode. The video of the guy walking down the street, and bingo, in this very paper, he explodes. It only gets worse.