When the New York Times talks politics, it will often refer to the Constitution of the United States, a constitution that no has ever read. The New York Times seems so out of touch. No one here in Appalachia has ever seen a constitution. I thought Mr. Constitution knew who he was and drinking that shine swill he makes. The things I am not allowed to say in the New York Times include any reference to stupidity. My neighbors are stupid people, there I said it. That apple did not fall from that tree until it did.