Book People. Keep your britches on. Perhaps books are not as important as we think. This would include me, too, as I keep punching at Publishing’s Asshole of Corruption. Favoritism. Power plays. Buba’s buddies. The stupid paradigm of the Author’s Tour. A slippery slope into the downfall of linguistics. What has this to do with anything. Everything. We are part of a Labyrinthine Secrets Act that forbids the unfolding of the sausage factory. Where the blood flows thick as dogs. New Writers have a lot to lose. I am not a new writer.