The comment gatekeepers at the New York Times are all women. They do not work at the New York Times. They work from home. I am not going to dox them. No one gets to fuck with these ninnies. They are easily outraged. I wrote a piece last week on getting finger fucked and what fun it is. Good times. Mrs. PikkeyWiki didn’t like the piece and she called me bad names. I’m bad, bad, bad. Hopeless. Offensive. Opinionated. If you’re not supposed to be opinionated, then what are comments for. Feeble word comments: I liked it. Good. Gay. We are Nigerian bankers and boy do we have a deal for you. Come on down. Fine film. I didn’t make a film but I am going to. Nice. Thank you. What the fuck is this. You are a terrible writer. What the fuck. Maybe I will dox them. Do you really hate them that much. They are a group of church ladies eager to hold their noses. They get minimum wage depending on their staff showing up in India. How much is the minimum wage in India. What is the minimum wage in Moscow. What is the minimum wage in Tunisia. Do you really want to know. I would hire more cute men. There are no men in this gatekeeper group. It is not true that groups of women menstruate at the same time. Mrs. PikkeyWiki supervises everything. She runs the goddamn paper. I know where she lives. She hasn’t had a cunt since 1932. Can you imaghine working with these constipated women. Bitch. Bitch. Bitch. Buy me a Harley Davidson and I’ll jerk off just for you.