Sometimes You Just Need The Fucking Money Why Can’t People Just Say That You What

THEY FUCK ME IN THE BACK SEAT

When they fuck me in the back seat, my legs dangle over to the front seat. But if we put the top down, there’s enough hog-wild, holy-roller corncracker to flag a freight train. I declare to fucking Jesus. Those two make my little asshole pout. We jack the cars in…

Car Thief

For Robb Nagle VIDEO: KEVIN WAS A CAR THIEF So. Exactly. Who. The. Fuck. Do. U. Think. I. Would. Know. Junkies. Drug Dealers. Card counters. (I love Card Counters because they screw around with casinos). Car thieves. Kevin was a car thief. “Wanna go for a ride.” I was always…

Crawling Through the Walls

you were a criminal/ everyone who loved you knew it/ your crimes of pausing in the field was a masquerade of the exquisitely privileged when all you really had was guesswork/ i loved you anyway/ crawling through my own holes of oblivion/ it was most definitely  a problem/ a correspondence…

the waffle house poems

i knew he’d be in there he was he was wanted by the cops for shoplifting at fifteen, he had avoided all the traps the hoodie obfuscated his face from the cameras his tongue was not much given to a torrent of words maybe you might get one word grunts…

Stealing Video Cameras

One of the most popular things to steal in America would be disposable video cameras. I can’t imagine why someone would shoplift this camera that can be had for as much as five bucks. Not everyone has five bucks. If you didn’t have five bucks, and the choices were stealing…