Sex Work On a Bike
Soon. Cumming to a theatre near you.
It occured to us that there could be some survival money in showing up at the home of the trick (or more likely plural, tricks) who was paying us to watch us have sex on one of our bikes. Again, plural.
There is a plurality of us here, there, everywhere.
If the tricks are too stupid to cum to you, then you can suggest that for slightly (as in a lot) more money, you can cum to them.
We find it kinda funny that often enough, tricks hate to wait. They will have ejaculated just before we arrive.
We charge them anyway because we do not give a fuck when they cum or if they cum at all.
Any time we have to leave wherever we are staying, (this goes double for publishers) we charge a bunch of extra fees like the fee for cuming when you were not given permission to cum but you ejaculated anyway.
Always make the trick bring you the paddle.