I have been asked to return to teaching. It is a horrifying thought.

I have years of experience teaching on the Internet. School is a nightmare, and it sucks cock. Can you even imagine me returning to the digital classroom. A classroom is a classroom.

Hey, I’m just like the rest of you. Kids everywhere. What the fuck.

I am not their teacher. No way. You cannot make me do it. If you want to help your kids with homework, it’s on you, bitch. Leave me out of the equation.

The word homework makes me break out into hives.

Work with a school district. Been there. Done that. I was in special ed. It’s special, alright.

I would sooner cut my balls off.

Let the mommies be their kid’s teacher. Little Johnnie and Little Suzi might get behind.

Not, not that.

Yes, that. Behind.

I just don’t care about it.

Your kids are stupid, why hire me.

Yes, I can speak to you like that.

Yes, I can use that tone.

No, we are not bored in this house. Sex keeps us very busy.

Long pause.

Why would I take a bunch of adolescents who already quit school to school.

Do I appear to be Our Miss Brooks to you.

Never. You. Mind. Will someone please wake me up when this quarantine is over.

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