Trump the Peacemaker

One hand scratches the head. Another hand scratches elsewhere. Good guys. Bad guys. Tweedledee and tweedledum.  In which shell does the nut reside. This is not a foreign policy. This thing we have. This is a trailer park on Friday night.

Trump is so out to lunch, his aides think they’re in charge because they are. The Good Ship Lollipop can bob about in the coastal shores of Iran. Tomorrow, North Korea. Has anyone told Trump the Japanese still have an Emperor. Imagine that. HMS Lollipop drops anchor off Shinjuku. Trump visits Emperor. Trump will meet his little friends and go to war – or both – it all depends on We’ll See What Happens.

That is the problem because that is the foreign policy.

We. Will. See. What. Happens.

Fox News is running out of people. There’s no one left for Trump to appoint.

Tucker and Sean are the last two soldiers and voices of dissent. You can have it both ways.

Because that, too, is the foreign policy.

You can have it under this shell over here, and then move things around a bit, it helps if no one is looking, and then the nut disappears. What nut.

The one that was our foreign policy yesterday at noon.

Oh, that nut. It was never there, and if you insist it was there, we’ll sue you and everyone in your family.