I am a communist. The Landowner’s Defense Fund for Clown Car Corruption has argued for a government authoritarian takeover that goes back to the fall of Rome. And then, the Goths came ready to party. We all know what happened to the Goths. Someone’s tape recorder should write a book. Trump was born into a Goth family in 1659. Woodward does not believe it. I do. The Goths built the clown car to chase down criminals who shocked passers-by and one mailman with strange videos of Ukrainian politicians having relations with strippers and all of it projected on the side of every Trump hotel in Washington, DC. It’s a disgrace. Are you telling me that Lindsey Graham was a source in a parking garage. Deep Dumpster Dive. Lindsey needs a real job. South Carolina is not a real state. And stop hanging out at parking garages. Simon and Schuster is not a real publisher. It’s a detective agency in Vegas. I love it whenever Woodward’s phone rings in his suit pocket on national television. Judy Woodruff just lets him go on and on. Suspiciously Recalled Verbatim. I remember everything said to me verbatim. I am not too sure what verbatim even means. Is the book reviewer actually complaining about punctuation. So yesterday. Please, don’t ever read me. You know they will. Bob Costa does not look much like an errand boy exploiting an older man. The older man seems to be exploiting the errand boy. Woodward is listening  and writing it all down. Costa makes the coffee. I should never move to DC.