Redoux: I am a communist. My take on polarization is one in which republican lunatics waddle up to the microphone and begin to scream loudly that the laser machine on Mars was built by Christ to catch democrats and vaporize them into mist. The democrats thought hard as they arrived at the conclusion that the republicans were spies. Powerless, fat, old white men. Whose day is now an ancient fossil of articulated venom that describes republicans as very nice people with very nice children who work as volunteers at the Zsa Zsa Gabor Food Bank, but they are misguided as they have been drinking bleach and now they’re blind. What’s the point. Why are you here. I want to see a monument erected of just someone’s stuff made bronze. We are secular. We want more stuff. Stuff is good and what we are about. We just don’t make any stuff. They make it in China. Americans think Mao is still around because he is. Religion is the fall guy, as well it should be. Everyone can vote ten or twenty time in church were elections are now held tight as a rope around your neck. Why is it so incorrect to say the word evil. We don’t say republicans are evil. They are the evil empire. The other and the other fight it out, spilling guts. Has anyone noticed how fat republicans are. It’s a disgrace. As is the fact that the New York Times refuses to publish any writers who are POOR at the time they tended to their work. Academics know more than we do. Baby, we will set you up just to watch you fall. Americans are evil.