coffee stains

i don’t own a single stick of furniture/ if you come over (don’t I am never here), you’ll have to sit on the floor or stand/ i have never purchased furniture/ i do not want furniture/ basically, I live in a jeep/ where would I put furniture/ shrugs/ charleen was the one who had furniture/ i know this because I was the one who pulled it out of dumpsters when charleen got it into her dizzy head she had to own things she saw in dumpsters/ i put coffee stains on charleen’s new dumpster furniture the furniture did not care, but charleen would fuss/ i was the coffee stain of her existence/ charleen had a couch she discovered in a dumpster in encino/ it smelled like cat pee/ i refused to fuck her on that couch/ it was the floor or no fuckee fuckee/