Tim Barrus, New York Times
Maureen Dowd at the NYT can hit a variety of notes, some funny. Some not so funny. Everyone at the New York Times seems to hit burnout like the flash of a comet across the night sky, never to be heard from ever again. It will all make sennse to President Putin who lives in Palm Beach next door to the name I must never mention who can be seen flying on his fatty broomstick all over Miami.
I am a communist. Putin couldn’t spell the word Marx. Who will be the last man standing. The Russians have way more nukes than we do. Our nuclear weapons are old. Some are precomputer. Old weapons are from the sixties. Abandoned silos are bought by the rich. While we burn, they thrive. I am not sure about the thrive part. They will be alive to propagate the ephemeral world with nothing but rich people. They’re cheap. They don’t pay anyone anything. If I write Eat Them, gatekeepers faint dead away. Doomsday Hillary will be in the home. Imagine the Photos of Hillary in chains. What president survives that. With Democrats, it’s always chaos. Republicans are as crooked as a barrel of fish hooks. Has anyone seen Putin’s house. It’s the size of an airport. It has an airport. Hillary lives in the basement. She’s old. Leave her alone.
Republicans simply rob us blind. It’s about what you name a school. You’re lucky to have a school. You are lucky to have any children in it. You can fill the school, but no one reads. I keep kicking myself because I have never understood America. I pretend. Where is the talking head from Harvard who will say that war is good for us. He has a book out. Most Republicans have a book out. I hear they’re making a film about themselves. I had a coach once. Let us not go there. I am an angry man. Most Americans see congress as an evil they can live with. Ditto covid. Democrats have accounts. Republicans own the bank. They’re more dangerous than an atom bomb.