The only way up here is you take this path or go home. I have a bunch of signs that said: Radiation Zone. Any of the horses around here will know this path, and they also know that they will be well-fed. I am getting hate mail again. I am told that a dirt bike cannot have mirrors, lights, and all the things you can add on if you want to, you pay the price, you get the ticket. I will make my bike whatever I want so go stick a lug wrench up your ass. Another is: A dirt bike is not electric.

These guys are the dinosaurs. They are still around. Their way or the highway.

Wait them out. Their generation is dying like flies.

I  can see at it all up here. The other day it occurred to me, that there will be a lot of graves to dance upon.

I get out my tap dancers. I wouldn’t wear a pair of these shoes if you paid me. Fuck AI. I have these great binocs. And from the front porch (the dogs no longer care) you can see civilization in the valleys of the Blue Ridge.

I drive my dirt bike into the village for supplies. The bike is electric and it causes a stir. I used to get this a lot with Google Glass which, often, I still wear and use the thing because it takes outrageous video. Candidly. Who needs money one two three jump rope jump rope jump rope me.

The bike is strident. I designed it and I have the dental bills to prove it. That will be a story for another time.

I see what I see down there and what a merry mess you make as you have shoved your cocks down the throats of the best of us and have done it for years with absolute impunity.

Moonshine just up and disappeared. Sure, it did.

These days, it’s the Junior High School kids. Kids in the village high school made a video in the blue-green hills next to the corn they would use to make some of the best road killer kill clear as the Aegean at three in the umbrella afternoon.

We are part of Appalachia, and what you know about Appalachia is disconcerting because it’s right down there with particle physics in the size but not the scope of an ancient set of mountains cut through with rivers you have poisoned and destroyed.